Milk Carton

Have you ever meet a man that from the way his wife treats him you’re sure you’ll find a picture of his penis on a milk carton?

I’m not talking about a wife who after several children asks her husband to get a vasectomy. I’m talking about the control hungry naggers like my sister-in-law. I swear her husband has not seen his penis since their marriage in 1999. Next to a picture of his would be the plead to call him at work so his wife doesn’t know you found it.

I try not to de-ball my husband even though he chose to get a vasectomy but blames me for it because I’m very fertile—hence four children. All I can say to that is that I didn’t get pregnant on my own and an egg is just an egg until acted upon by sperm—let’s digress from this shall we.

Where were we? Oh yes the men who have been striped of their manhood and to find it they should list it as missing on a milk carton. It’s a sad truth in life that over bearing women push men to the limit and to avoid another fight they would rather slip into submission than deal. In doing this they might as well cut it off and hand it to her and walk away. I’m not saying the role should be reversed but there should be a middle ground that both people should find comfort in standing on.

I personally would like my husband to be a bit more submissive but not to the point I’m holding his manly parts in my hand—gross—tormenting him like his sister does her husband. Remember ladies if you emasculate your husband don’t be surprised when you see a familiar friend on the backside of a milk carton.